“Your Name” is on my Ass!

Back in my early twenties I had one of the funnest and coolest roommates you could ever have.  The guy was an absolute blast to be around twenty four hours a day seven days a week.  He was also great with the ladies, so if you were going to the bar it was guaranteed you would at least be talking to some girls shortly after entering the establishment.

One of the funniest things about him that also, amazingly enough, helped with the ladies was a very interesting tattoo he done when he was in high school.  He, while being heavily intoxicated one night, decided to get the words “Your Name” tattooed on his posterior.  While I am quite sure he had some regrets the next morning for such an odd choice his reasoning was quite hilarious.

After receiving the tattoo he would get into random conversations with girls at the bar and at some point he would ask them their name.  Yes, you guessed it!  After hearing their name he would drop his jaw to the floor and with amazement laugh and tell them, “You are not going to be believe this, but I have your name tattooed on my ass!”

Of course the girls would giggle and tell him he was full of it, until he would finally make a bet with them.  He would often the girl to agree to a date, a phone number, etc. before finally giving in, dropping his drawers, and winning the bet! 

My wife and I have decided that at some point in the near future we are getting tattoos.  I am quite certain I will be going a very different direction than my roommate.  Most likely we are going to get Ambigram tattoos of our sons names.

If you don’t know what an ambigram tattoo is, it is a tattoo that reads two different words depending on which side is up.  The picture above is an example.

~the idiot